Khilona

Aiiye, aiiye,..Meherbano! Kadardano! Baithiye...baithiye...Pesh hai khaas aapke liye!...haan! khaas aapke liye....Tees Paise ka Tamasha...

Abhi dekh bhi lo Baabu...aajke zamaane mein tees paise dekhe bhi hai kya??

Main hoon Gudiya..iss tamashe ki mukhya nayika....Hic!

Arre Guidya, tamasha shuru hone se pehle, sharaab peekar tunn ho gayi haiii!!

Bahut accha lagta hai sharaab naam ki davaii peene ke baad, saare dukh dard bhaag jaate hai...

Aisa kya dukh dard hua hamaari Gudiya ko?

Arre, chod bhi dijiye janaab...Hic!...Aap kya karenge hum tamashewaaliyon ka dukh dard jaankar?? Humein na koi poochnewaala, na chahnewaala...

Yeh bhi kya baat hui..tum kehdo to hazaar naujawaan katar lagake khade hojayenge!

Kiski baat kar rahe ho Lalan?? Kaunse naujawaan aur kaun se hazaar?? Zindagi ne to bus dhoka aur aansu hi mere jholi mein bharke bheja that pyaare..bus dhoka, darad aur ansu...

Hum tamashewaaliyon se koi pyaar karta hai bhala??!! Kis duniya mein ho tum Lalan??

Hic!

Maine sharaab zaroor pee rakhi hai, lekin maine apne hosh nahi khoye hai aaj tak

Sirf khoya hai mera vishwaas....

Kitne aaye..kitne gaye...

Pyaar ki kasme....... vaadein...Shaadi ke iraade...

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hahahahahahahaha

Arre yeh aaj kya ho gaya hai tujhe Gudiya Raani?? Tujh jaisi sundar aur pratibhashali ladki lakh dhundne par bhi na mile...tumhe itna mayoos nahi hona chahiye.........

Arre chodo bhi Lalan..hic! mere mayoosi ka logon ko kya?

mere do nayano ke andar chupe hue akelepan ki ghutan ka kisiko

parvah kya

Sab aa gaye dekho....tees paise ka tamasha dekhne...hahahaha...

aajkal raste par ka bhikari bhi pachaas paise tak nahi leta....

tees paise ka tamasha..........

meri keemat..........

tees paise ka tamasha...

Arre chodo in baaton ko..bahut takleef hoti hai sunke.....Aaj ke tamashe ka vishay kya hai??

Aajke tamashe ka vishay??..hic...hahaha

tamasha to roz banti aayi hai Gudiya

Dulhan banayenge tumhe Gudiya Rani

kehke nochke jaate hai...Gudiya ka khel khelne aate hai...

Dekho maine aaj mere ma ke almaari se

Dulhan ka costume pehna hai

Dekho! Dekho

Aree haan, Gudiya Rani, maine to dekha hi nahi..aaj to tum poori Nayi Naveli dulhan jaisi

saj savar ke baithi ho...kahi nazar na lag jaye.......

Nazar???......hahahahahahahahaha............

Humein nazar lage ya na lage iss se kya farak padta hai Babuji?

Hum na kisike layak hai, na rahenge...

Balki mein to kehti hoon..Hum to jeene ke layak hi nahi hai...

Aisa mat kaho...

hahaha...Kya na kahoon?

Iss jeene ko bhi koi jeena kehte hai??

Lekin aaj maine sahas kar hi liya...

aaj iss sharab ki sheeshe main aisa zaalim dava ghol diya

ab sab theek ho jayega

Sharab ke sath kya le liya tumne Gudiya??? Batao????????? Tum itni Neeli kyon

pad gayi ho??????

hahahaha...haahhahahaha...hic.........hahahahahahahaha

Has kyon rahi ho?? Pagal ho gayi kya??

hahahahahaha....Lalan........

Dulhan kabhi na sahi......

dulhan jaise dikhte hue jaane ki khushi mana rahi hoon............

hahahahaha........

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Gudiya!! Gudiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....................