Sunday, May 6, 2007

Turn...Turn...Turn...

Change is to one man the death of a friend,
To another the birth of a child.
Change is the shifting of soft winds of spring,
to a hurricane deadly and wild.
Change is the moving of the hourglass sands,
It's the coming of dawn after dark.
Change is taking one step at a time,
The emotion in each persons heart.
But change in the end, will not change at all
It's the one constant in everyone's lives
Change is the light at the end of the tunnel
The healer who opens our eyes.
~ Jake Harris ~
One often encounters so many new changes in every phaseof life...some changes we accept readily...some are hardto adjust and get accustomed to.Life, death, profession, marriage, holidays...there are so many reasons why one has to leave one place and move to another. There are so many reasons, why someone is in our lives today and gone tomorrow.
Personally speaking, I feel emotionally uprooted when I move from to a new house, a new city, new environment. I was almost in tears when I It takes me a long time to get adjusted to someone new in my life or in my surroundings. Mixing, adjusting comes easy to some people and it is very difficult for so many others.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Alice's rumblings

Things that scare me...
Woh kuch chhoti moti cheezein jinse mujeh darr lagta hai/mahsoos hota hai
Hmmmmm

1>> Symbiosis indoor swimming pool - Fear of Water

I shopped with great enthu(wats new?) for an amazingly cute swimsuit with a matching headgear(it looks attrocious! but kya kare? have to protect hair frm ill effects of chlorine) , got a membership at the Nearby Symbiosis Health Arena, Paid for a swimming coach, Got special lotions to treat my dry skin from the aftermath of chlorine water...kitna kharcha karna padta hai!!
Day 5 after joining...
Shalini asks me, 'Chalo Gayu, swimming ko chalte hain!'..'Nahi yaar..bahut kaam hai'
Day 10...
Sudeep questions 'Arre tere woh swimming sessions ka kya hua re?'
'Woh kya hai ne, that coach is too tough on me! He has sworn that he's going to dunk me in water the next time I spend staring petrified at the pool water"

2>> Kyonki Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi...Fear of the Future M-I-L...Bhaaavi Saasuma

I have spent most of the afternoons and evenings of my childhood glued to Doordarshan, where I was initiated in to the Saas-bahu culture. All those marathi and hindi serials where the poor Bahu is tormented by her evil and scheming Saas. The entire family is hellbent on giving the timid D-I-L a hard time. Haaye poor Bahu.... Please have a heart!!

Meri Saasuma kaisi hongi? How will she treat me?

3>> Doodh Prashan...Milk...

Its a firm belief in all Indian households that Milk is the most nutritive among all possible diets that can be consumed today. Unfortunately, I'm one of those people who cannot stand milk...or rather the smell of it...and yes of course the ghastly malai that appears on its surface..Ugggghhh!!

When I was an infant, my Maushi while sitting down would position me tightly nestled in her legs lest I flay and try to escape, hold my hands, and pour milk into my mouth, which I would promptly squirt out. Later over the years, my mum and dad tried all possible health drinks in all types , flavours and brands , but to no avail. This girl would just not consume milk. Then came 'Bonny Mix' a chocolatey mixture of oats, bran, nuts and other nutrtitive but delicious stuff, and I've been hooked on to porridge like breakfast ever since.
'Tum thak nahi jaati roz roz yeh porridge khaake?'
Nahi :)

People who make me laugh…

My little cousins Kaustubh and Rishi for their innocent banter. My darling sister who shares my brand of humour. My close friends Sanjay, Vrushank, Sheffy, Vilin,...They have their own special brand of humour, very down-to-earth, very rustic and desi, and very laughable.

Heres to more and more laughter for years to come...

Things I love…

Bahut si cheezein hain jo mujhe bahut acchi lagti hai..won't include people here
1) Reading good books and watching good movies
2) My garden back at home and gardening
3) Raindrops pitter pattering on an idyllic day
4) Babies and children
5) Food..especially Rice-Dal with Tuup(pure ghee), Prawns, Cabbage bhaaji and Rassogullas
6) History, learning about cultures and heritage,...I love Bengali culture and literature

Things I hate…

1) Being exploited or manipulated
2) Lies and Deceipt..Mujhe dhoka mat dena..warna main tumhe nahi chorungi!
3) Weak, Spineless attitude..Stand up straight, man! Don't bend, don't cower. Be strong.
4) Jealous vibes and catty comments...Hating me is not gonna make you more prettier or smarter :-P

Things on my desk

I'm @work right now, so it's gonna be...

1) My handbag

2)Ganeshji's photo
3) My system

4) Bottle of water

Things I want to do before I die

Yeh Zindagi..Gale laga le
1) Write many books
2) Love my hubby and have lots of kids
3) Raise good children
4) See the world

5) Take care of Rohini, my Ma and Pa

Things I can do…
1) Argue....hehehehe....And criticize ;-)
2) Write....write and talk a lot

3)Give lots of love to my loved ones topped with the sweetest of kisses
4)Help people and take care of those who need my help

5) Dance like no one's watching


Things I should listen to…
I should try thinking with my head for a change :) I'm too much a heart person


Things I should never listen to…
Ek kaan se sunn lo, dusre se chor do

Things I'd like to learn
Swimming :) Ahem!, Cycling *koff* *koff*, Lots of foreign languages on my list,

and yes...Cooking! hehehehe :)


Beverages I drink regularly
Paani, Nariyal Paani, and 'oh so good for my bones' 'CocaCola'

Of my favourite childhood shows/books…

Great lover of books that I am :)

I adore everything by R.K. Narayan to Ruskin Bond to Satyajit Ray

Be it Swami or Feluda or young Ruskin in the Mussoorie hills

Everything about books is fantastic!

Cheers!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The Map on World's Happiness

UNICEF






Hello friends,


Please feel free to click on the link below


and contribute towards UNICEF .

http://friends.unicefusa.org/r/6e92594c2e29102a8325


Thank you for making a difference in someone's life.





Thursday, March 15, 2007

7 Sure benefit Tips for Exam Sucess

Today I will give you a good insight onhow to prepare for your exams...

Now take for example....Me, myself and I.

I've got exams on my head, just 2 more days to go

48 hours...the clock is ticking...

But I just gotta have to give your this great insight on


7 TIPS ON HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY PREPARE FOR YOUR EXAMS


1. Take a deep breath...Look around slowly,..what do you see??

  • Your study table is lying cluttered and messed up


  • You cant remember where you kept your newly purchased text books


  • Your Room is in a BIG mess
So you make up your mind to

  • Clean your room first...how can you study in a dirty room, yaar??
  • Clean all items lying on your table...everything should be spic-n-span(saal mein ek hi din to room saaf karte hai..exams ke pehle ;-) )
  • Neatly cover your textbooks with newspaper..lest the Book shop fellow doesnt take it back if the book is in a bad shape ;-)
  • Arrange all your notes, study material, pen/pencils, neatly

Ah! now that looks much better...

2. Then all of a sudden you notice what a lovely, soft breeze is blowing from the window.

How cool and refreshing!!! You look outside..to admire all the natural beauty...

Waah! waah! mere colony ka vatavaran kitna accha hai!

3. Abhi itna kaam kiya, Nature admiration kiya,...abhi bhook to lagegi na??

Pett mein chuhe daud rahe hai yaar!!...Chalo Maggi banate hai....

Bus 2 minutes Maggi Noodles....Jhatpat Phatapat!

4. Arre poora packet Maggi kha gaye??

Abhi bahut sust lag raha hai yaa....Yawn!!

Chalo thodi der aaram kar hi lete hai
5. Oh No!! 4 pm!! poora din kaise nikal gaya??? Oh @#$%

15 chapters to ratofy yaar :-( kaise ho gaa

6. What time is it?? 7 pm...

Ek jagah par baith baith kar, I am getting cramps in my leg

Zara ek neeche round maar ke aate hai....



7. Its 12 pm now....

Hey Bhagwaan mujeh pass kar de :-(

Please!!!......

Mein din bhar kitna mehnat kiya......

Aapne dekha hi hoga........



All the Best!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

What is this blog about??


..Someone just asked me

What is this blog about...

If we start getting logic and rules

into everything we write or think

our imaginary land

would be

no land at all ;-)
It can turn out to be like web of the faraway land
with anecdotes and stories of
now and beyond...

I've just started spinning my web...
Do you intend to get entagled??
Or are your better off as a spectator watching from afar........


Yours truly,

Alice in Wonderland

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Khilona


Aiiye, aiiye,..Meherbano! Kadardano! Baithiye...baithiye...Pesh hai khaas aapke liye!...haan! khaas aapke liye....Tees Paise ka Tamasha...

Abhi dekh bhi lo Baabu...aajke zamaane mein tees paise dekhe bhi hai kya??


Main hoon Gudiya..iss tamashe ki mukhya nayika....Hic!


Arre Guidya, tamasha shuru hone se pehle, sharaab peekar tunn ho gayi haiii!!


Bahut accha lagta hai sharaab naam ki davaii peene ke baad, saare dukh dard bhaag jaate hai...


Aisa kya dukh dard hua hamaari Gudiya ko?


Arre, chod bhi dijiye janaab...Hic!...Aap kya karenge hum tamashewaaliyon ka dukh dard jaankar?? Humein na koi poochnewaala, na chahnewaala...


Yeh bhi kya baat hui..tum kehdo to hazaar naujawaan katar lagake khade hojayenge!


Kiski baat kar rahe ho Lalan?? Kaunse naujawaan aur kaun se hazaar?? Zindagi ne to bus dhoka aur aansu hi mere jholi mein bharke bheja that pyaare..bus dhoka, darad aur ansu...

Hum tamashewaaliyon se koi pyaar karta hai bhala??!! Kis duniya mein ho tum Lalan??

Hic!

Maine sharaab zaroor pee rakhi hai, lekin maine apne hosh nahi khoye hai aaj tak

Sirf khoya hai mera vishwaas....

Kitne aaye..kitne gaye...

Pyaar ki kasme....... vaadein...Shaadi ke iraade...

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hahahahahahahaha


Arre yeh aaj kya ho gaya hai tujhe Gudiya Raani?? Tujh jaisi sundar aur pratibhashali ladki lakh dhundne par bhi na mile...tumhe itna mayoos nahi hona chahiye.........


Arre chodo bhi Lalan..hic! mere mayoosi ka logon ko kya?

mere do nayano ke andar chupe hue akelepan ki ghutan ka kisiko

parvah kya

Sab aa gaye dekho....tees paise ka tamasha dekhne...hahahaha...

aajkal raste par ka bhikari bhi pachaas paise tak nahi leta....

tees paise ka tamasha..........

meri keemat..........

tees paise ka tamasha...


Arre chodo in baaton ko..bahut takleef hoti hai sunke.....Aaj ke tamashe ka vishay kya hai??


Aajke tamashe ka vishay??..hic...hahaha

tamasha to roz banti aayi hai Gudiya

Dulhan banayenge tumhe Gudiya Rani

kehke nochke jaate hai...Gudiya ka khel khelne aate hai...

Dekho maine aaj mere ma ke almaari se

Dulhan ka costume pehna hai

Dekho! Dekho


Aree haan, Gudiya Rani, maine to dekha hi nahi..aaj to tum poori Nayi Naveli dulhan jaisi

saj savar ke baithi ho...kahi nazar na lag jaye.......


Nazar???......hahahahahahahahaha............

Humein nazar lage ya na lage iss se kya farak padta hai Babuji?

Hum na kisike layak hai, na rahenge...

Balki mein to kehti hoon..Hum to jeene ke layak hi nahi hai...


Aisa mat kaho...


hahaha...Kya na kahoon?

Iss jeene ko bhi koi jeena kehte hai??

Lekin aaj maine sahas kar hi liya...

aaj iss sharab ki sheeshe main aisa zaalim dava ghol diya

ab sab theek ho jayega


Sharab ke sath kya le liya tumne Gudiya??? Batao????????? Tum itni Neeli kyon

pad gayi ho??????


hahahaha...haahhahahaha...hic.........hahahahahahahaha


Has kyon rahi ho?? Pagal ho gayi kya??


hahahahahaha....Lalan........

Dulhan kabhi na sahi......

dulhan jaise dikhte hue jaane ki khushi mana rahi hoon............

hahahahaha........

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Gudiya!! Gudiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....................