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7 Sure benefit Tips for Exam Sucess

Today I will give you a good insight onhow to prepare for your exams...

Now take for example....Me, myself and I.

I've got exams on my head, just 2 more days to go

48 hours...the clock is ticking...

But I just gotta have to give your this great insight on


7 TIPS ON HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY PREPARE FOR YOUR EXAMS


1. Take a deep breath...Look around slowly,..what do you see??

• Your study table is lying cluttered and messed up



• You cant remember where you kept your newly purchased text books



• Your Room is in a BIG mess

So you make up your mind to

• Clean your room first...how can you study in a dirty room, yaar??
  
• Clean all items lying on your table...everything should be spic-n-span(saal mein ek hi din to room saaf karte hai..exams ke pehle ;-) )
  
• Neatly cover your textbooks with newspaper..lest the Book shop fellow doesnt take it back if the book is in a bad shape ;-)
  
• Arrange all your notes, study material, pen/pencils, neatly

Ah! now that looks much better...

2. Then all of a sudden you notice what a lovely, soft breeze is blowing from the window.

How cool and refreshing!!! You look outside..to admire all the natural beauty...

Waah! waah! mere colony ka vatavaran kitna accha hai!

3. Abhi itna kaam kiya, Nature admiration kiya,...abhi bhook to lagegi na??

Pett mein chuhe daud rahe hai yaar!!...Chalo Maggi banate hai....

Bus 2 minutes Maggi Noodles....Jhatpat Phatapat!

4. Arre poora packet Maggi kha gaye??

Abhi bahut sust lag raha hai yaa....Yawn!!

Chalo thodi der aaram kar hi lete hai
5. Oh No!! 4 pm!! poora din kaise nikal gaya??? Oh @#$%

15 chapters to ratofy yaar :-( kaise ho gaa

6. What time is it?? 7 pm...

Ek jagah par baith baith kar, I am getting cramps in my leg

Zara ek neeche round maar ke aate hai....

7. Its 12 pm now....

Hey Bhagwaan mujeh pass kar de :-(

Please!!!......

Mein din bhar kitna mehnat kiya......

Aapne dekha hi hoga........

All the Best!

What is this blog about??

..Someone just asked me

What is this blog about...

If we start getting logic and rules

into everything we write or think

our imaginary land

would be

no land at all ;-)

It can turn out to be like web of the faraway land
with anecdotes and stories of
now and beyond...

I've just started spinning my web...

Do you intend to get entagled??

Or are your better off as a spectator watching from afar........

Yours truly,

Alice in Wonderland

Khilona

Aiiye, aiiye,..Meherbano! Kadardano! Baithiye...baithiye...Pesh hai khaas aapke liye!...haan! khaas aapke liye....Tees Paise ka Tamasha...

Abhi dekh bhi lo Baabu...aajke zamaane mein tees paise dekhe bhi hai kya??

Main hoon Gudiya..iss tamashe ki mukhya nayika....Hic!

Arre Guidya, tamasha shuru hone se pehle, sharaab peekar tunn ho gayi haiii!!

Bahut accha lagta hai sharaab naam ki davaii peene ke baad, saare dukh dard bhaag jaate hai...

Aisa kya dukh dard hua hamaari Gudiya ko?

Arre, chod bhi dijiye janaab...Hic!...Aap kya karenge hum tamashewaaliyon ka dukh dard jaankar?? Humein na koi poochnewaala, na chahnewaala...

Yeh bhi kya baat hui..tum kehdo to hazaar naujawaan katar lagake khade hojayenge!

Kiski baat kar rahe ho Lalan?? Kaunse naujawaan aur kaun se hazaar?? Zindagi ne to bus dhoka aur aansu hi mere jholi mein bharke bheja that pyaare..bus dhoka, darad aur ansu...

Hum tamashewaaliyon se koi pyaar karta hai bhala??!! Kis duniya mein ho tum Lalan??

Hic!

Maine sharaab zaroor pee rakhi hai, lekin maine apne hosh nahi khoye hai aaj tak

Sirf khoya hai mera vishwaas....

Kitne aaye..kitne gaye...

Pyaar ki kasme....... vaadein...Shaadi ke iraade...

.............

hahahahahahahaha

Arre yeh aaj kya ho gaya hai tujhe Gudiya Raani?? Tujh jaisi sundar aur pratibhashali ladki lakh dhundne par bhi na mile...tumhe itna mayoos nahi hona chahiye.........

Arre chodo bhi Lalan..hic! mere mayoosi ka logon ko kya?

mere do nayano ke andar chupe hue akelepan ki ghutan ka kisiko

parvah kya

Sab aa gaye dekho....tees paise ka tamasha dekhne...hahahaha...

aajkal raste par ka bhikari bhi pachaas paise tak nahi leta....

tees paise ka tamasha..........

meri keemat..........

tees paise ka tamasha...

Arre chodo in baaton ko..bahut takleef hoti hai sunke.....Aaj ke tamashe ka vishay kya hai??

Aajke tamashe ka vishay??..hic...hahaha

tamasha to roz banti aayi hai Gudiya

Dulhan banayenge tumhe Gudiya Rani

kehke nochke jaate hai...Gudiya ka khel khelne aate hai...

Dekho maine aaj mere ma ke almaari se

Dulhan ka costume pehna hai

Dekho! Dekho

Aree haan, Gudiya Rani, maine to dekha hi nahi..aaj to tum poori Nayi Naveli dulhan jaisi

saj savar ke baithi ho...kahi nazar na lag jaye.......

Nazar???......hahahahahahahahaha............

Humein nazar lage ya na lage iss se kya farak padta hai Babuji?

Hum na kisike layak hai, na rahenge...

Balki mein to kehti hoon..Hum to jeene ke layak hi nahi hai...

Aisa mat kaho...

hahaha...Kya na kahoon?

Iss jeene ko bhi koi jeena kehte hai??

Lekin aaj maine sahas kar hi liya...

aaj iss sharab ki sheeshe main aisa zaalim dava ghol diya

ab sab theek ho jayega

Sharab ke sath kya le liya tumne Gudiya??? Batao????????? Tum itni Neeli kyon

pad gayi ho??????

hahahaha...haahhahahaha...hic.........hahahahahahahaha

Has kyon rahi ho?? Pagal ho gayi kya??

hahahahahaha....Lalan........

Dulhan kabhi na sahi......

dulhan jaise dikhte hue jaane ki khushi mana rahi hoon............

hahahahaha........

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Gudiya!! Gudiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....................

A Brand new Blog, to pen some new thoughts

Welcome to my brand new Blog, exclusively to pen my new thoughts.

I call it 'Me and My Soul Asylum'

A place to churn my thoughts, ruminate, contemplate,....

sounds too much like some digestion process??? ;-)

This ain't nothing at all...there is still so much to come, so much to know,

so much to share, so much to disclose....

Keep reading.............

Yours truly,

AliceInWonderland

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